Oh man, this reminded me of a blind date I had way back whose "best" was not smelling like she took a shower. I could smell her before I saw her! Still, being young and tolerant with strange behaviour, I went ahead and continued with the coffee date anyway. She confirmed it - hadn't showered for two weeks.

That wasn't even the deal-breaker. Ultimately, it was her obviously serious psychological issues that creeped me out more than the smell.

Probably not the response you were expecting, Jessie, but it's kinda funny how these two sentences unearthed this long-buried memory. :)